I unfollowed you on Tumblr;
I had to.

I defriended you on Facebook;
I had to.

I unfollowed you on Twitter;
I had to.

I could not bear to see you
saying the same thing
in three different places
when one was sufficient
to communicate your (non)point.

I want to be your friend, but
I don’t need to know about your sandwich. 

I left you alone;
I had to.