I unfollowed you on Tumblr;
I had to.
I defriended you on Facebook;
I had to.
I unfollowed you on Twitter;
I had to.
I could not bear to see you
saying the same thing
in three different places
when one was sufficient
to communicate your (non)point.
I want to be your friend, but
I don’t need to know about your sandwich.
I left you alone;
I had to.






